The Story
The ultimate party essential for the life of the bash. If you're the lovable drunk everyone adores, this shirt is your perfect match 🍺. If not, you definitely have a friend who fits the bill. Either way, it's a must-have for good times and great laughs!
✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery — nothing peels or fades
✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)
✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear
✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF
✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere
✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes
Will It Fit My Hot Bod?
Yeah, but let’s make sure.
| Size | UK Size (approx.) | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 6–8 | 28" (71 cm) | 18" (46 cm) |
| Medium | 10–12 | 29" (74 cm) | 20" (51 cm) |
| Large | 14–16 | 30" (76 cm) | 22" (56 cm) |
| X-Large | 18–20 | 31" (79 cm) | 24" (61 cm) |
| 2X-Large | 22–24 | 32" (81 cm) | 26" (66 cm) |
📏 How We Measure:
Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.
Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes — flat across the tee (not around).
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
The ultimate party essential for the life of the bash. If you're the lovable drunk everyone adores, this shirt is your perfect match 🍺. If not, you definitely have a friend who fits the bill. Either way, it's a must-have for good times and great laughs!
✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery — nothing peels or fades
✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)
✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear
✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF
✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere
✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes
Will It Fit My Hot Bod?
Yeah, but let’s make sure.
| Size | UK Size (approx.) | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 6–8 | 28" (71 cm) | 18" (46 cm) |
| Medium | 10–12 | 29" (74 cm) | 20" (51 cm) |
| Large | 14–16 | 30" (76 cm) | 22" (56 cm) |
| X-Large | 18–20 | 31" (79 cm) | 24" (61 cm) |
| 2X-Large | 22–24 | 32" (81 cm) | 26" (66 cm) |
📏 How We Measure:
Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.
Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes — flat across the tee (not around).
