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The Story

Some nights just require a drink (or three). Whether you're stuck in small talk hell, surviving a dry party, or just not vibing with the sceneβ€”this tee does the talking for you. Perfect for pre-games, wild nights, and those mornings-after when you're questioning all your life choices.

Wear it, grab a drink, and try to survive the night. πŸ₯‚βœ¨

βœ”οΈ Thick, luxury embroidery β€” nothing peels or fades

βœ”οΈ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)

βœ”οΈ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear

βœ”οΈ Unisex fit β€” flattering AF

βœ”οΈ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere

βœ”οΈ Easy returns β€” no drama, just vibes

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Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Yeah, but let’s make sure.

Size UK Size (approx.) Length Width
Small 6–8 28" (71 cm) 18" (46 cm)
Medium 10–12 29" (74 cm) 20" (51 cm)
Large 14–16 30" (76 cm) 22" (56 cm)
X-Large 18–20 31" (79 cm) 24" (61 cm)
2X-Large 22–24 32" (81 cm) 26" (66 cm)

πŸ“ How We Measure:

Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.

Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes β€” flat across the tee (not around).

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Some nights just require a drink (or three). Whether you're stuck in small talk hell, surviving a dry party, or just not vibing with the sceneβ€”this tee does the talking for you. Perfect for pre-games, wild nights, and those mornings-after when you're questioning all your life choices.

Wear it, grab a drink, and try to survive the night. πŸ₯‚βœ¨

βœ”οΈ Thick, luxury embroidery β€” nothing peels or fades

βœ”οΈ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)

βœ”οΈ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear

βœ”οΈ Unisex fit β€” flattering AF

βœ”οΈ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere

βœ”οΈ Easy returns β€” no drama, just vibes

Β 

Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Yeah, but let’s make sure.

Size UK Size (approx.) Length Width
Small 6–8 28" (71 cm) 18" (46 cm)
Medium 10–12 29" (74 cm) 20" (51 cm)
Large 14–16 30" (76 cm) 22" (56 cm)
X-Large 18–20 31" (79 cm) 24" (61 cm)
2X-Large 22–24 32" (81 cm) 26" (66 cm)

πŸ“ How We Measure:

Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.

Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes β€” flat across the tee (not around).

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