The Story
Flirty? Maybe. Interested? Never. This tee says what your face doesn’t — perfect for dodging DMs, skipping small talk, and walking away with main character energy.
Casual fit. Confident message. All attitude.
✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery — nothing peels or fades
✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)
✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear
✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF
✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere
✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes
For Real Babes who don’t chase — they choose.
Will It Fit My Hot Bod?
Yeah, but let’s make sure.
| Size | UK Size (approx.) | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 6–8 | 28" (71 cm) | 18" (46 cm) |
| Medium | 10–12 | 29" (74 cm) | 20" (51 cm) |
| Large | 14–16 | 30" (76 cm) | 22" (56 cm) |
| X-Large | 18–20 | 31" (79 cm) | 24" (61 cm) |
| 2X-Large | 22–24 | 32" (81 cm) | 26" (66 cm) |
📏 How We Measure:
Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.
Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes — flat across the tee (not around).
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Flirty? Maybe. Interested? Never. This tee says what your face doesn’t — perfect for dodging DMs, skipping small talk, and walking away with main character energy.
Casual fit. Confident message. All attitude.
✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery — nothing peels or fades
✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)
✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear
✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF
✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere
✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes
For Real Babes who don’t chase — they choose.
Will It Fit My Hot Bod?
Yeah, but let’s make sure.
| Size | UK Size (approx.) | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 6–8 | 28" (71 cm) | 18" (46 cm) |
| Medium | 10–12 | 29" (74 cm) | 20" (51 cm) |
| Large | 14–16 | 30" (76 cm) | 22" (56 cm) |
| X-Large | 18–20 | 31" (79 cm) | 24" (61 cm) |
| 2X-Large | 22–24 | 32" (81 cm) | 26" (66 cm) |
📏 How We Measure:
Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.
Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes — flat across the tee (not around).
